NBA Power Rankings According To I think You Should Leave Sketches

Have you ever been watching basketball this season and thought you knew what was going to happen and all of a sudden Ja Morant is an MVP candidate and the Grizzlies are a legitimate title contender? And then when you predict the Lakers to beat the Nets in the NBA Finals before the season starts and now Kyrie Irving refuses to get vaccinated, Kevin Durant gets hurt, and James Harden gets traded while LeBron James has to deal with whatever Russell Westbrook thinks he’s doing and Anthony Davis keeps getting hurt and both teams might not even make the playoffs? Has that ever happened to you? And then you watch Andrew Wiggins stand in the corner at Target Center for six and a half years and then get traded to Golden State and become a-two-way All-Star and might win a championship and everyone forgot that they hated him when he played for the Timberwolves and now they love him because he plays for a popular team. And then the Timberwolves are better than they ever were with Andrew Wiggins but nobody cares because they don’t watch the games and still hate D’Angelo Russell but he’s actually good and plays defense but all anyone talks about is Anthony Edwards. And then everyone starts comparing Jarred Vanderbilt to a young Dennis Rodman and it catches on and his teammates bring it up but you started it and nobody cares because nobody reads this blog. Has that ever happened to you?

1.) Phoenix Suns

2.) Golden State Warriors

3.) Miami Heat

4.) Philadelphia 76ers

5.) Memphis Grizzlies

6.) Chicago Bulls

7.) Milwaukee Bucks

8.) Boston Celtics

9.) Cleveland Cavaliers

10.) Utah Jazz

11.) Denver Nuggets

12.) Toronto Raptors

13.) Dallas Mavericks

14.) Minnesota Timberwolves

15.) Brooklyn Nets

16.) Los Angeles Clippers

17.) Atlanta Hawks

18.) Charlotte Hornets

19.) Los Angeles Lakers

20.) New Orleans Pelicans

21.) San Antonio Spurs

22.) Washington Wizards

23.) New York Knicks

24.) Portland Trail Blazers

25.) Indiana Pacers

26.) Sacramento Kings

27.) Oklahoma City Thunder

28.) Detroit Pistons

29.) Orlando Magic

30.) Houston Rockets

NBA Power Rankings According To Peep Show

The three American people who are actually going to read this may not know what Peep Show is, but this is for the two British people who will see this. In what is essentially British Always Sunny except Peep Show makes British people more likable than they really are. It’s also created by Jesse Armstrong, who also created Succession, and it’s kind of the opposite of Succession. Poor 30-something white guys living in Croydon is about as far from Succession’s Manhattan billionaires as possible. As a now 30-something white man who lives in a tower block in East London, I can relate to the unrelenting slog of life that Mark and Jez are trying to get through. In the NBA, it’s the equivalent of being a Timberwolves fan. Everything sucks but hey, you’re not the worst person in the world, yet.

1.) Golden State Warriors

2.) Phoenix Suns

3.) Utah Jazz

4.) Chicago Bulls

5.) Milwaukee Bucks

6.) Brooklyn Nets

7.) Miami Heat

8.) Cleveland Cavaliers

9.) Memphis Grizzlies

10.) Philadelphia 76ers

11.) Denver Nuggets

12.) Los Angeles Clippers

13.) Los Angeles Lakers

14.) Charlotte Hornets

15.) Washington Wizards

16.) Boston Celtics

17.) Dallas Mavericks

18.) Toronto Raptors

19.) Minnesota Timberwolves

20.) Atlanta Hawks

21.) New York Knicks

22.) San Antonio Spurs

23.) Sacramento Kings

24.) Portland Trail Blazers

25.) Indiana Pacers

26.) Oklahoma City Thunder

27.) New Orleans Pelicans

28.) Houston Rockets

29.) Detroit Pistons

30.) Orlando Magic

60+ Can’t Miss “Young” TV Show Ideas

With the new hit TV show Young Rock premiering on NBC on February 16th, a series depicting young Collin Kaepernick coming to Netflix, and Young Sheldon dominating the Karenverse and even popping up in a playoff football game on Nickelodeon, here’s a list of more “Young” shows that the networks need to pay me to create for them ASAP.

Young Kong vs. Young Godzilla

Young Mighty Joe Young

Young Pence

Young John Wick

Young Tom Brady

Young Mike Brady

Young Shea Serrano (Call it Shea’s Days)

Young Tiger King

Young Young Jeezy

Young Logan Roy

Young Masked Singer

Young Dwight Schrute (Call it Schrute’s Roots)

Young Kramer

Young Ron Swanson

Young Dr. Evil

Young Golden Girls

Young McConaughey

Young Terminator

Young O.J.

Young Undertaker (Youngertaker)

Young Captain Raymond J. Holt

Young Tyrion

Young Nick Young

Young Charles Barkley

Young Jokic

Young Joker

Young Bachelor

Young Denzel

Young Thanos

Young Keyser Söze

Young Macho Man Randy Savage (Call it Macho Boy)

Young Ron Burgundy

Young Lebowski

Young Boris Johnson

Young Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young

Young Stephen A.

Young Drago (Call it Dolph Young-gren)

Young Two and a Half Men

Young Zodiac

Young Ted Cruz (Same thing as young Zodiac)

Young Kobe

Young Brigham Young

Young Steve Young

Young Snape (Very Erotic)

Young Dumbledore (Call it Youngledore)

Young Joey Chestnut

Young Morris Chestnut

Young Prince

Young Brett Kavanaugh (Featuring PJ and Squee)

Young Afflecks

Young Whalbergs

Young Whalburgers

Young Q

Young Yoda (Not Baby Yoda)

Young Socrates

Young RBG

Young Gandalf (so much weed)

Young Thatcher

Young Frank Reynolds

Young Hulk

Young Hulk Hogan

And last and most likely to get made…Old Sheldon

Obviously these are all pitches for sitcoms on FOX because FOX will put anything on the air.