It’s been a weird start to the NBA’s 75th season, almost as weird as an American football coach making his way to the English Premier League. The Ben Simmons saga, Kyrie Irving’s flat galaxy brain, and the Minnesota Timberwolves are the most fun basketball team of all time. It’s hard to judge how good a team actually is when every team has played either two or three games, but it’s time for overreactions six days into the new season. Are the Lakers going to miss the playoffs? Will Karl-Anthony Towns and Anthony Edwards share the MVP award, and can the Thunder actually go 0-82. What better way to sum up the warm feeling we all get when the NBA returns and the internal rage at some of the early storylines that have nothing to do with basketball than the Legend Roy Kent. Because just like Ben Simmons trade rumors (and Covid), he’s here, he’s there, he’s every fucking where.
1.) Milwaukee Bucks
2.) Utah Jazz
3.) Golden State Warriors
4.) Philadelphia 76ers
5.) Chicago Bulls
6.) Charlotte Hornets
7.) Denver Nuggets
8.) Miami Heat
9.) Atlanta Hawks
10.) Brooklyn Nets
11.) Memphis Grizzles
12.) New York Knicks
13.) Portland Trail Blazers
14.) Los Angeles Lakers
15.) Minnesota Timberwolves
16.) Washington Wizards
17.) Phoenix Suns
18.) Indiana Pacers
19.) Toronto Raptors
20.) Dallas Mavericks
21.) Cleveland Cavaliers
22.) Sacramento Kings
23.) San Antonio Spurs
24.) Boston Celtics
25.) Houston Rockets
26.) Los Angeles Clippers
27.) Orlando Magic
28.) Detroit Pistons
29.) New Orleans Pelicans
30.) Oklahoma City Thunder
Dunking on Oxford 