If it is to be said, so it is…so it be. Like Cousin Greg, it’s hard to find the words to describe the rest of the draft picks 241-450 so we’ll leave it unsaid here. If you want a deeper dive on each pick listen to our podcast like you should have been doing all along.
Round 9: The Inefficiency
Pick 241: Indiana Pacers (Phil): Jrue Holiday
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 1x All-Star, 3x All-Defensive
Teammates: Michael Jordan, Robert Parish, Damian Lillard, Bob Dandridge, Spencer Haywood, Robert Horry, Zion Williamson, Otis Birdsong
Pick 242: Miami Heat (John): Kevin Willis
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 1x All-Star, 1x All-NBA
Teammates: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Dennis Johnson, Vince Carter, Shawn Marion, Billy Cunningham, Fat Lever, Rudy Tomjanovich, Latrell Sprewell
Pick 243: Denver Nuggets (Phil): Rik Smits
Stats: 1x All-Star
Teammates: LeBron James, Alonzo Mourning, Earl Monroe, Dan Issel, Mark Price, Kemba Walker, Al Horford, Gordon Hayward
Pick 244: Utah Jazz (John): Larry Johnson
Stats: 2x All-Star, 1x All-NBA, 1991-92 ROY
Teammates: Magic Johnson, Bob McAdoo, Bernard King, Kevin Love, Glen Rice, Rip Hamilton, Larry Nance, Gus Williams
Pick 245: Charlotte Hornets (Phil): Derek Harper
Stats: 2x All-Defensive
Teammates: Bill Russell, James Worthy, Tony Parker, Yao Ming, Gail Goodrich, Eddie Jones, Rich Guerin, Larry Foust
Pick 246: Milwaukee Bucks (John): Rashard Lewis
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 2x All-Star
Teammates: Wilt Chamberlain, Clyde Drexler, Dennis Rodman, Dave Bing, LaMarcus Aldridge, Stephon Marbury, Alvin Robertson, Vin Baker
Pick 247: Phoenix Suns (Phil): Fred Brown
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 1x All-Star
Teammates: Larry Bird, Russell Westbrook, Dave Cowens, Joe Johnson, Draymond Green, DeMarcus Cousins, Rod Strickland, Terry Cummings
Pick 248: Minnesota Timberwolves (John): Mark Eaton
Stats: 1x All-Star, 5x All-Defensive, 2x DPOY
Teammates: Hakeem Olajuwon, Gary Payton, Alex English, Shawn Kemp, Walter Davis, Baron Davis, David West, Michael Redd
Pick 249: Philadelphia 76ers (Phil): Andre Drummond
Stats: 2x All-Star, 1x All-NBA
Teammates: Shaq, Paul Pierce, Manu Ginobili, Kevin Johnson, Tom Chambers, Deron Williams, Gus Johnson, CJ McCollum
Pick 250: Houston Rockets (John): Andrew Toney
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 2x All-Star
Teammates: Tim Duncan, Tracy McGrady, Grant Hill, Lenny Wilkens, Marc Gasol, Drazen Petrovich, Norm Nixon, Zach Randolph
Pick 251: Boston Celtics (Phil): Byron Scott
Stats: 3x NBA Champion
Teammates: Kobe Bryant, Dominique Wilkins, Dikembe Mutombo, Penny Hardaway, Bobby Jones, George McGinnis, Ben Simmons, Dale Ellis
Pick 252: Detroit Pistons (John): Vlade Divac
Stats: 1x All-Star, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Kevin Durant, Willis Reed, Luka Doncic, Kyle Lowry, DeMar DeRozan, Mark Jackson, Jermaine O’Neal, Jeff Hornacek
Pick 253: Washington Wizards (Phil): Michael Finley
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 2x All-Star
Teammates: Oscar Robertson, George Gervin, Wes Unseld, Chris Bosh, Paul Arizin, Neil Johnston, Lou Hudson, Tyson Chandler
Pick 254: Memphis Grizzlies (John): Lou Williams
Stats: 3x Sixth Man
Teammates: Julius Erving, Reggie Miller, Pau Gasol, Blake Griffin, Maurice Cheeks, Karl-Anthony Towns, Terry Porter, Allan Houston
Pick 255: Golden State Warriors (Phil): Andrew Bogut
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 1x All-NBA, 1x All-Defensive
Teammate: Steph Curry, Rick Barry, Dwight Howard, Tom Heinsohn, Jimmy Butler, Maurice Lucas, Michael Cooper, Donovan Mitchell
Pick 256: Dallas Mavericks (John): Darryl Dawkins
Stats: Good at dunking
Teammates: Moses Malone, Elvin Hayes, Adrian Dantley, Joel Embiid, Jo Jo White, Glenn Robinson, Mike Conley, Sean Elliot
Pick 257: Cleveland Cavaliers (Phil): Clyde Lovelette
Stats: 3x NBA Champion, 4x All-Star, 1x All-NBA, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Karl Malone, Walt Frazier, Pete Maravich, Nikola Jokic, Jack Twyman, Detlef Schrempf, Mark Aguirre, Ron Harper
Pick 258: Chicago Bulls (John): Brandon Ingram
Stats: 1x All-Star
Teammates: Jerry West, Bob Cousy, Sam Jones, Walt Bellamy, Jack Sikma, Jason Terry, Maurice Stokes, Louie Dampier
Pick 259: Toronto Raptors (Phil): Lamar Odom
Stats: 2x NBA Champion
Teammates: Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen, Bob Lanier, Tim Hardaway Sr., Chet Walker, Andre Igoudala, Sam Cassell, DeAndre Jordan
Pick 260: Brooklyn Nets (John): Terrell Brandon
Stats: 2x All-Star
Teammates: David Robinson, John Stockton, David Thompson, Connie Hawkins, Paul Westphal, Rudy Gobert, Mookie Blaylock, Dan Majerle
Pick 261: Sacramento Kings (Phil): Cedric Maxwell
Stats: 2x NBA Champion, 1x Finals MVP
Teammates: Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Kidd, Artis Gilmore, Mitch Richmond, Bailey Howell, Rolando Blackman, Joakim Noah, Norm Van Lier
Pick 262: Los Angeles Clippers (John): Wayne Embry
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 5x All-Star, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Elgin Baylor, George Mikan, Hal Greer, Jerry Lucas, Jamaal Wilkes, Cliff Hagan, Jamal Crawford, Zelmo Beaty
Pick 263: Portland Trail Blazers (Phil): George Yardley
Stats: 6x All-Star, 2x All-NBA, 1x Scoring Champ, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Charles Barkley, Bill Walton, Tiny Archibald, Dolph Schayes, Bradley Beal, Elton Brand, World B. Free, Marcus Camby
Pick 264: Atlanta Hawks (John): Nikola Vucevic
Stats: 2x All-Star
Teammates: Dwyane Wade, Anthony Davis, Chris Webber, Chauncey Billups, Brandon Roy, John Wall, Horace Grant, Khris Middleton
Pick 265: Oklahoma City Thunder (Phil): Trae Young
Stats: 1x All-Star
Teammates: John Havlicek, Bob Pettit, Derrick Rose, Bill Sharman, Ben Wallace, Vern Mikkelsen, Jayson Tatum, Bob Love
Pick 266: Orland Magic (John): Bruce Bowen
Stats: 3x NBA Champion, 8x All-Defensive
Teammates: Allen Iverson, James Harden, Carmelo Anthony, Dave DeBusschere, Ralph Sampson, Gilbert Arenas, Buck Williams, Tayshaun Prince
Pick 267: Los Angeles Lakers (Phil): Dick Van Arsdale
Stats: 3x All-Star, 1x All-Defensive
Teammates: Kawhi Leonard, Kevin McHale, Kyrie Irving, Sindney Moncrief, Arvydas Sabonis, Rajon Rondo, Mel Daniels, Devin Booker
Pick 268: New Orleans Pelicans (John): Doug Collins
Stats: 4x All-Star
Teammates: Isiah Thomas, Scottie Pippen, Nate Thurmond, Joe Dumars, Bill Laimbeer, Rasheed Wallace, Micheal Ray Richardson, Ron Artest
Pick 269: New York Knicks (Phil): Antoine Walker
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 3x All-Star
Teammates: Giannis, Steve Nash, Klay Thompson, Paul George, Brad Daugherty, Ed Macauley, Kiki Vandeweghe, Calvin Murphy
Pick 270: San Antonio Spurs (John): Jerry Stackhouse
Stats: 2x All-Star
Teammates: Chris Paul, Patrick Ewing, Chris Mullin, Amar’e Stoudemire, Marques Johnson, Antawn Jamison, Andre Miller, Charles Oakley
Round 10: God There’s Still 6 More of these
Pick 271: San Antonio Spurs (John): Mychal Thompson
Stats: 2x NBA Champion
Teammates: See round 9
Pick 272: New York Knicks (Phil): Anthony Mason
Stats: 1x All-Star, 1x All-NBA, 1x All-Defensive
Pick 273: New Orleans Pelicans (John): Dick Barnett
Stats: 2x NBA Champion, 1x All-Star
Pick 274: Los Angeles Lakers (Phil): Zydrunas Ilgauskas
Stats: 2x All-Star
Pick 275: Orlando Magic (John): Derrick Coleman
Stats: 1x All-Star, 2x All-NBA, 1990-91 ROY
Pick 276: Oklahoma City (Phil): Richard Jefferson
Stats: 1x NBA Champion
Pick 277: Atlanta Hawks (John): Shareef Abdur-Rahim
Stats: 1x All-Star
Pick 278: Portland Trail Blazers (Phil): Steve Francis
Stats: 3x All-Star, 1999-2000 ROY
Pick 279: Los Angeles Clippers (John): Doc Rivers
Stats: 1x All-Star
Pick 280: Sacramento Kings (Phil): Zach LaVine
Stats: 1x All-Star
Pick 281: Brooklyn Nets (John): Al Jefferson
Stats: 1x All-NBA
Pick 282: Toronto Raptors (Phil): Steve Smith
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 1x All-Star
Pick 283: Chicago Bulls (John): Brook Lopez
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 1x All-Star, 1x All-Defensive
Pick 284: Cleveland Cavaliers (Phil): Reggie Theus
Stats: 2x All-Star
Pick 285: Dallas Mavericks (John): Kenny Smith
Stats: 2x NBA Champion
Pick 286: Golden State Warriors (Phil): John Drew
Stats: 2x All-Star
Pick 287: Memphis Grizzlies (John): Paul Millsap
Stats: 4x All-Star, 1x All-Defensive
Pick 288: Washington Wizards (Phil): Mike Bibby
Stats: Almost beat the All-Jordan Team by himself
Pick 289: Detroit Pistons (John): Victor Oladipo
Stats: 2x All-Star, 1x All-NBA, 1x All-Defensive
Pick 290: Boston Celtics (Phil): Otis Thorpe
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 1x All-Star
Pick 291: Houston Rockets (John): Serge Ibaka
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 3x All-Defensive
Pick 292: Philadelphia 76ers (Phil): Kelly Tripucka
Stats: 2x All-Star
Pick 293: Minnesota Timberwolves (John): Xavier McDaniel
Stats: 1x All-Star
Pick 294: Phoenix Suns (Phil): A.C. Green
Stats: 3x NBA Champion, 1x All-Star, 1x All-Defensive, Virgin
Pick 295: Milwaukee Bucks (John): Kenny Anderson
Stats: 1x All-Star
Pick 296: Charlotte Hornets (Phil): Andrei Kirilenko
Stats: 1x All-Star, 3x All-Defensive
Pick 297: Utah Jazz (John): David Lee
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 2x All-Star, 1x All-NBA
Pick 298: Denver Nuggets (Phil): Hersey Hawkins
Stats: 1x All-Star
Pick 299: Miami Heat (John): Jerry Sloan
Stats: 2x All-Star, 6x All-Defensive, Hall of Fame
Pick 300: Indiana Pacers (Phil): Antonio McDyess
Stats: 1x All-Star, 1x All-NBA
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