NBA Power Rankings According to Ben Affleck

“What the fuck is the internet”

“The internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.”

Wise words from the patron saint of Dunkin’ Donuts Ben Affleck. The internet is now a place where people can share their NBA power rankings with a lot of unrelated Ben Affleck GIFs. Three weeks into the season and basically all of the NBA is 5-5, with a few standouts and several clunkers, much like Affleck’s career. But you know what the best part of my day is? It’s the ten seconds before the games begin because I let my self think the games might end and the Timberwolves won’t be losing, they just won. Now I don’t know much, but I do know that.

1.) Los Angeles Lakers

2.) Los Angeles Clippers

3.) Philadelphia 76ers

4.) Milwaukee Bucks

5.) Phoenix Suns

6.) Boston Celtics

7.) Indiana Pacers

8.) Brooklyn Nets

9.) Dallas Mavericks

10.) Utah Jazz

11.) Denver Nuggets

12.) Portland Trail Blazers

13.) Golden State Warriors

14.) Miami Heat

15.) Orlando Magic

16.) Atlanta Hawks

17.) San Antonio Spurs

18.) Houston Rockets

19.) New Orleans Pelicans

20.) Charlotte Hornets

21.) Oklahoma City Thunder

22.) New York Knicks

23.) Toronto Raptors

24.) Chicago Bulls

25.) Cleveland Cavaliers

26.) Sacramento Kings

27.) Memphis Grizzlies

28.) Washington Wizards

29.) Minnesota Timberwolves

30.) Detroit Pistons

The internet has given everyone in America a voice. For some reason, I decided to use that voice to bitch about Ben Affleck. Affleck, if you’re reading, you the bomb in Phantoms yo!