NBA Power Rankings According To Peep Show

The three American people who are actually going to read this may not know what Peep Show is, but this is for the two British people who will see this. In what is essentially British Always Sunny except Peep Show makes British people more likable than they really are. It’s also created by Jesse Armstrong, who also created Succession, and it’s kind of the opposite of Succession. Poor 30-something white guys living in Croydon is about as far from Succession’s Manhattan billionaires as possible. As a now 30-something white man who lives in a tower block in East London, I can relate to the unrelenting slog of life that Mark and Jez are trying to get through. In the NBA, it’s the equivalent of being a Timberwolves fan. Everything sucks but hey, you’re not the worst person in the world, yet.

1.) Golden State Warriors

2.) Phoenix Suns

3.) Utah Jazz

4.) Chicago Bulls

5.) Milwaukee Bucks

6.) Brooklyn Nets

7.) Miami Heat

8.) Cleveland Cavaliers

9.) Memphis Grizzlies

10.) Philadelphia 76ers

11.) Denver Nuggets

12.) Los Angeles Clippers

13.) Los Angeles Lakers

14.) Charlotte Hornets

15.) Washington Wizards

16.) Boston Celtics

17.) Dallas Mavericks

18.) Toronto Raptors

19.) Minnesota Timberwolves

20.) Atlanta Hawks

21.) New York Knicks

22.) San Antonio Spurs

23.) Sacramento Kings

24.) Portland Trail Blazers

25.) Indiana Pacers

26.) Oklahoma City Thunder

27.) New Orleans Pelicans

28.) Houston Rockets

29.) Detroit Pistons

30.) Orlando Magic