Denzel Washington would come into the NBA and immediate become the greatest coach of all-time. He took the raggedy Titans and turned them into the greatest defensive team in the history of high school football and cured racism along the way. In He Got Game Denzel became the greatest force in NCAA recruiting history by getting out of prison and getting his son Jesus Shuttlesworth (AKA Ray Allen) to go to Big State. That’s like of I told LeBron James to go to Minnesota just for shits and he fucking did and won a national championship. Even Alonzo Harris inspired sad boy Jake Hoyt to become a great cop. Dude didn’t have the drive until Detective Harris left him for dead and tried to set him up for some crimes, a real motivator. Hell, he could take the Timberwolves and turn them into a contender, just gotta get out the PCP.
1.) Brooklyn Nets
2.) Utah Jazz
3.) Philadelphia 76ers
4.) Milwaukee Bucks
5.) Phoenix Suns
6.) Los Angeles Lakers
7.) Los Angeles Clippers
8.) Denver Nuggets
9.) Portland Trail Blazers
10.) Dallas Mavericks
11.) Miami Heat
12.) San Antonio Spurs
13.) Golden State Warriors
14.) Boston Celtics
15.) Atlanta Hawks
16.) New York Knicks
17.) Memphis Grizzlies
18.) Indiana Pacers
19.) Charlotte Hornets
20.) New Orleans Pelicans
21.) Chicago Bulls
22.) Toronto Raptors
23.) Oklahoma City Thunder
24.) Cleveland Cavaliers
25.) Washington Wizards
26.) Sacramento Kings
27.) Orlando Magic
28.) Minnesota Timberwolves
29.) Detroit Pistons
30.) Houston Rockets
Now we just gotta get Will Patton to sign on as the Timberwolves’ defensive specialist. We are the Timberwolves, the mighty mighty Timberwolves. Quick comp of the Wolves and Titans rosters. KAT is Gerry Bertier, Anthony Edwards is Julius, Rubio is sunshine (obviously), DLo is Petey, Beasley is Gosling, Naz is Blue, and Glen Taylor is Ray (the racist one), lastly I’m Hayden Panettiere but with way more swearing.
Dunking on Oxford 